SMS 6

Once An Oldman was waitng 4 Train...

Boy: What's the Time?
Oldman: Sorry
Boy: Time ?
Oldman:No!
Boy: Why?

Oldman: If i tel u the time, u will ask me my name, my job etc
Then both of us will b frank..

May b u get seat beside me.
U may go 2 same city..
My daughter will come 2 recieve me.
She is beautiful U both may fall in love Den she might insist to marry u &
I'm sorry I dont want a son in-law who doesnt even have a watch!...

Boy: Bohot harami ho uncle aap..!!